All hills are silent if you think about it
Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
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these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014
we were warned. we didn’t listen. but we were warned
This keeps me up at night
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Quest: whoso pulleth off this tire of this endangered crocodile’s neck, is rightwise president of Indonesia
Strange lizards laying in ponds distributing circles of rubber is no basis for a government
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Also
She apparently paid the missing amount when it was pointed out to her.
shakira to the spanish government :
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Felt cute
one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen
Cranky cause you’re a robot huh?
“tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!” “which of these pictures has a bus” every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it
We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.
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